As the Loksabha elections are approaching in 2014, RaGa is
busy passing new bills daily to solve all the problems of this country.
After massive success(claimed by him and duly supported by
Diggy) achieved by food security bill, right to water bill and Jan
lokpal(Jokepal) bill, RaGa is ready with a list of new bills to be passed in
parliament. This includes Right to air, Right to Dhoop(Sun), Right to beer and
blanket(required during elections), Anti crying bill, Right to potty and whole
lot of other bills.
We have tried analysing these proposed bills and this is our
analysis –
Right to air – After ensuring food for everybody via popular food security bill, RaGa wants to provide good air to all dalits and minorities, hence the bill. Other upward classes are already enjoying good air, says Diggy.
Right to Dhoop – Having ensured food and air, RaGa wants to ensure good dhoop for everybody especially Dalits. Dalits will get 27% reservation in Dhoop. There is some reservation for other minorities as well. MMS is worried about foggy and cloudy days and hence has offered to leave if RaGa wants to become PM.
Right to air – After ensuring food for everybody via popular food security bill, RaGa wants to provide good air to all dalits and minorities, hence the bill. Other upward classes are already enjoying good air, says Diggy.
Right to Dhoop – Having ensured food and air, RaGa wants to ensure good dhoop for everybody especially Dalits. Dalits will get 27% reservation in Dhoop. There is some reservation for other minorities as well. MMS is worried about foggy and cloudy days and hence has offered to leave if RaGa wants to become PM.
This bill should solve the issues of BJP
and congress workers who are staying in shelters meant for muzaffarnagar riot
victims but we will not support it in parliament says MSY.
Right to beer and blanket – Since the country is prospering and food is available to everybody, the next round of facilities comes in the form of right to beer and blanket. Though, Finance Minister Chidambaram has a different view that if people start having food, beer and blanket, it will increase inflation but RaGa is determined to pass this bill. Sibbal says that passing this bill won’t increase inflation but implementing it might.
Right to Potty – My Grandma taught me that eating food leads to potty – Says RaGa. Since, people will now have food and beer too, potty is inevitable. Hence, the right to potty bill. Dalits and minorities will be issued special potty cards like the Aadhar cards. Other communities are already doing potty since independence, says Diggy.
Right to beer and blanket – Since the country is prospering and food is available to everybody, the next round of facilities comes in the form of right to beer and blanket. Though, Finance Minister Chidambaram has a different view that if people start having food, beer and blanket, it will increase inflation but RaGa is determined to pass this bill. Sibbal says that passing this bill won’t increase inflation but implementing it might.
Right to Potty – My Grandma taught me that eating food leads to potty – Says RaGa. Since, people will now have food and beer too, potty is inevitable. Hence, the right to potty bill. Dalits and minorities will be issued special potty cards like the Aadhar cards. Other communities are already doing potty since independence, says Diggy.
Nandan Nilekani is concerned about potty
cards.
Anti crying bill – This bill is going to be a landmark. Through this bill, RaGa will ensure that kids won’t cry whether it is at their home or anywhere else.
Anti crying bill – This bill is going to be a landmark. Through this bill, RaGa will ensure that kids won’t cry whether it is at their home or anywhere else.
No kid should be allowed to cry. Parents have
a right to peaceful sleep. Rahulji never cried – Says Diggy praising RaGa that
only he can think of such innovative ways of serving nation.
Anti flood bill – This country can’t afford floods, says RaGa. The damage caused in Uttarakhand was tremendous. Hence, we should pass anti flood bill to prevent floods from coming.
Anti flood bill – This country can’t afford floods, says RaGa. The damage caused in Uttarakhand was tremendous. Hence, we should pass anti flood bill to prevent floods from coming.
There are a few more bills under demand across the nation. For eg – After lalu being free, animals in Bihar are demanding fodder security bill.
A few politicians are demanding bill for Prevention from Jan lokpal and corruption security bill.
A small farmer from Haryana wants land security bill for 260 hectares of land purchased by him in Rajasthan.
Then, there is onion bill, potato bill, tomato bill, bread and butter bill, salt price bill, diaper and diaper rash bill, khujli bill, and so on..
We will come soon with a fresh post on upcoming bills.
