Saturday, April 19, 2014

Yes! We are a “Banana Republic”.


So, a company can be started by putting in a share capital of Rs 100,000. DLF will be happy to give loans/advances of Rs 50 crore to this company.

Go and buy land with this money. Then sell the land to DLF at Rs 300 cr.

Book a clean profit of more than Rs 200 cr after repaying the DLF loan with interest.

And all this in a few months. From Rs 1 lakh to Rs 200 cr.

Wow!! What a business model?

Yes! We are a “Banana Republic”.

Because we allowed this to happen.



Note: Numbers used are indicative and for the sake of illustration.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Sacrifice for the Nation. Really ????

This family should understand the meaning of sacrifice for the nation.

A soldier who knows that there is a high risk of him getting killed but still goes to the front for the sake of nation and gets killed has sacrificed his life for the nation.

Somebody becomes a Prime Minister knowing that there are lot of powers and benefits and then gets killed in a bomb blast or is shot dead cannot be treated as a sacrifice for the nation.

Unlike soldier, they never knew they are going to get killed this way but they still need to do it for the nation.

Further, the family of soldier doesn’t keep running around nation talking about sacrifice and expecting/enjoying further benefits, power and preferential treatment.

A soldier’s family doesn’t demand memorials, free land or any other discount.

They haven't sacrificed their life for the nation. It was an accident.

Monday, March 3, 2014

The power of Innovation

Just now, I read two news items -


That's the difference between doing business on innovation and doing business on government policies or natural resources.

Most of the billionaires in India have played on government policies or natural resources. Be it Reliance, Airtel, Adani or Jindal.

Our system doesn't promote innovation. Hence, we don't have Microsoft, Apple or Facebook or even a Whatsapp which was recently sold off for $19bn - slightly higher than Mukesh Ambani's personal wealth.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Enjoy the coming months of this year


It’s Holi time now. And it’s time to save water. Get ready for series of forwarded messages asking you to save water. After Holi, messages will go away.


Then, we are going to have general elections. Modi wave, Rahul wave or Kejriwal wave but for sure north Indians are going to have heat wave.

Then as usual the country will get ready for monsoons and don’t worry – Trains will be late, traffic will be jam but Mumbai will survive this year too. And then we will say - Hats off to Mumbai spirit.

Bihar will have floods and Laloo will criticise Nitish the same way Nitish used to criticise him. And Bihar will look like this.


After monsoons, it will be time for –


Then,we will say no to crackers because Diwali will be approaching.

Nobody says no to killing the poor animal on Eid but crackers are a big No. L

Diwali as usual will also witness only Shahrukh khan movie of the year.


On 26/11, we will criticise Pakistan. Its customary.

And post all this it will be time to celebrate new year.

In between, there will be a few gaps and people like Diggy, Salman Khurshid will keep entertaining you.

A few gaps will also be filled by praising Ratan Tata and a few others.

Cartoons on Rahul Gandhi will keep coming in but we must understand that it’s tough to be Rahul Gandhi.
We will also see some secularism and communalism debate in between.

And last but not the least, Kejriwal will be at Jantar Mantar most of the time.


Enjoy the coming months of this year.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Don't look for soft targets

To all those critics of AAP - who have used terms like Aaptards, who have criticised AK even for his cough, who have criticised AAP for not fulfilling its agenda even after 30 days of forming government, who have criticised AK if he travels in his own WagonR and who have criticised his ministers if they use government provided Innova and especially who have stormed their offices at various places -

We truly appreciate your energy levels. We as a nation need your energy for better things.

We need you at border to fight with China or Pakistan. Please don't  keep quiet when China intrudes or Pakistan misbehaves by sending beheaded bodies.

Go and vandalise Pakistan or China. Criticise them for everything they do. Make their life tough with whatever they do.

AAP is just a small party and even if it is hand in gloves with congress, voters can throw them out easily. A bigger threat is from unruly neighbours. Please channelise your energy there.

Don't look for soft targets.


Happy Republic Day.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Even bad jokes deserve a break


Political correctness shouldn't overwhelm our sense of humour

A couple of years ago, when Kumar Vishwas was making jokes about Kerala nurses, he certainly would not have imagined it would come to haunt his future political career. After maintaining silence over the last two days while Youth Congress members in Kerala ransacked the offices of the Aam Aadmi Party (AAP), Vishwas has finally apologised from the “depths of his heart”.
The two-year-old video emerged on YouTube this week. In it, Vishwas, who is seeking to fight against Rahul Gandhi in the forthcoming election, is seen berating Kerala nurses for their dark complexion. “One would naturally feel like calling them ‘sister’” he says, before going on to add that nurses these days who come from other parts of the country are much more glamorous. Kerala’s chief minister, Oommen Chandy, immediately wrote to Delhi’s chief minister, Arvind Kejriwal, seeking an apology.
While the essential sexism of Vishwas’ remarks cannot be denied, it is imperative that these be viewed within the context in where they were made. Vishwas was speaking at a hasya kavi sammelan — a humorous poetic round-table, as it were. These events are, by their nature, comical, and a talented poet is expected to be quickwitted. Some amount of teasing and inappropriate chatter is built into the very definition of the event. Attendees at such meets, as well as their modern cousins, the stand up comedy nights, expect to hear politically incorrect statements and offensively acerbic observations.
To pull up Vishwas for his comments at a kavi sammelan, then, essentially demonstrates an intolerance towards art. In fact, it is only different in degree from the actions of, say, religious fundamentalists who deface paintings and sculptures because gods or goddesses are “wrongly” depicted in them.
Since the horrific gang rape in Delhi in December 2012, the conversation about gender rights and sensitisation towards women have, rightfully, come to the forefront. It is, however, worrying if the ground gained in the dialogue about gender rights in India devolves to a certain kind of gender vigilantism. If every comment or slight is analysed clinically and without context, it will quickly erase all the gains made in the last year. Certainly, we should be able to talk about gender. And sometimes, we should be able to laugh about it too.

VEENA VENUGOPAL
(Senior Assistant Editor and Editor, BLink)


Saturday, January 4, 2014

So, Are RaGa, MMS, NaMo or Nitin Gadkari’s of the world ready to leave their large bungalows?

Do we know the number of rooms in 10, Janpath ?
Or
7, Race course??
Or
Do we know about cars which are being used by congress ministers ?

Even Lal Bahadur Shastri (known as icon of simplicity) lived in a proper Prime ministerial bungalow.

Lok sabha speaker Meira kumar recently acquired her father’s official bungalow shamelessly for 25 years.


Pratibha Patil was again shameless while asking for expansion of 6000 sq ft bungalow to 9000 sq ft.

Three other chief ministers have been sworn-ed in recently. Is anybody talking about there manifestos, bungalows or cars?

Then, why go after AK.

A common man took a challenge and has become a CM.

Something which the established political class and there chamchas can’t digest.

A mentally bankrupt and “available for sale” media can’t digest this and doesn't know how to react.

Anyways, AK has decided not to shift in a 5 bedroom flat.


So, Are RaGa, MMS,  NaMo or Nitin Gadkari’s of the world ready to leave their large bungalows?