1. This world is not given to us as a gift but as a responsibility for the future.
2. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
3. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
4. To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
5. People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.
6. The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.